Broke Zimbabwe Government Mulls Diaspora Tax
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Broke Zimbabwe Government Mulls Diaspora Tax

THE cash-squeezed government of Zimbabwe has found a way out of its financial quagmire… taxing its more than four million citizens in the Diaspora. download

Senior government sources revealed this week that the government has started working on modalities after Finance Minister presented his budget review last week  to make sure that each member of the Zimbabwean Diaspora community pay between US$25 to US$100 per month depending on where they are based.

 

Those in the SADC region would pay US$25, those on the rest of the African continent would pay US$50 and those based overseas would pay US$100 in presumptive tax per month. This is expected to generate at least US$200 million for the government every month. “Other countries do it (taxing their citizens based abroad)”, the official said. “If they can send $2 billion home a year, it means they can surely afford to pay slightly more for the good of their country.”

 

She said those who cannot immediately afford to pay the tax would be required to apply for exemption for a period not exceeding three months, while those who try to avoid the tax would risk having monies they send back home garnished by the taxman or having their assets or those of their relatives attached and sold. Asked if this would allow the Diasporans to vote in future elections, she said those decision would be made in the future. Zimbabwe is facing economic challenges as a result of the illegal and criminal sanctions imposed on the country by the West.

This week , Macro Economic Planning and Investment Promotion Minister Dr Obert Mpofu said Government had identified the need to widen its focus and expand diaspora participation in the country’s economic turn around strategy.

20 Comments

  • No vote no tax – FCUK you Patrick ChinaMHATA and your One Testicled Malawian Goblin Mugabe!

    • mawara 15/09/2016

      Dr Nikuv, are you alright buddy? long time hey. why did you ditch new Mafaro and newsdzezimbabwe? Was very worried about you

      • They started censoring my comments for no good reason!

        • mawara 15/09/2016

          They always do that shit. I did sent you a message on your fb. I was very very worried for you. Our adversary zanu pf is a vampire. Thank God you are alright. You can comr back under a different name though. Sharp

  • mabwe 14/09/2016

    Today is not 1 April. Please stop those jokes!!!

  • SIR inini 14/09/2016

    hezvoko kudiaspora

  • Daddiekris 14/09/2016

    Heheheheheheh,stop it guys-i almost fell of my seat!Only read 1st sentence and rushed here just to declare that luthivhi lolu/aya madhodhi chete!!wat a hoax for sure?????

  • enosvhi 14/09/2016

    Most diasporans in Europe are now citizens of their host countries.Nothing will come from there.

  • JOJO WekumaBvuku 14/09/2016

    Lol. There are so many ways of sending money home besides the official method. There are people with bank accounts in places like UK and cash in Zim. You deposit money here in UK and tell your relatives to go and pick up the equivalent at particular place.

  • Daz 14/09/2016

    These faggots must be high on something. A lot of people in the diaspora are not Zimbabwean nationals anymore. Crazy.

  • Zootopia Kakara Kununa 15/09/2016

    Makaregererwa kusvika kwekupedzisira. Maguta kunyarwa. Yes for members of Zanu PF like Rude Chikara..mutasa…Pastor Toma..nechirikuAmerika . Get normal and start looking for purified diesel from Chinhoyi .

    • fredza 15/09/2016

      ???

  • mawara 15/09/2016

    musatanyoko we zanu pf.

    • Zootopia Kakara Kununa 15/09/2016

      Kkkkkk kuda kutinzwa

  • fredza 15/09/2016

    That’s a brilliant idea. Just one problem. Yangu hamuyiwane. Makajaidzwa you monkeys. I sweat for money in the diaspora and you think I’ll give it to you to spend on your prostitutes. You can forget about it. You will get it over my dead body wooooooooo nxcwwww

  • Stanley Mutetwa 15/09/2016

    But how do you tax people who are in exile due to your maladministration!!!? The government must do the right thing and give up power.

  • heeeeei 15/09/2016

    Why put a fat Minister’s picture on this article, the one who has not yet been picked up by the special squad? This is absolute nonsense peddled by equally deranged idiots? Maybe Mpoko has started a shebeen in Highlands where these idiotic ideas are being hatched probably led by the dreadlocked one?

  • heeeeei 15/09/2016

    Baba Jukwa is still scot free out there? So how can a cash strapped country hope to tax a Zimbabwean in Trinidad and Tobago? Do they actually know where it is? Thought they had leant from the plentiful diesel from the rock in Chinhoyi caves? Maybe before people endorse ZPF (Mujuru’s party), we should ask Mutasa why he went to Chnhoyi and took off his shoes and embarrassed himself together with Sekeramayi etc.? These are no leaders but chancers wanting to enrich themselves. Now they think they can get diaspora money? Good luck to them? I am going to tell my employer about this threat and fiasco and that will be the end of it?

  • MkanyaGP 16/09/2016

    Sorry, you will never smell a cent of mine…

  • Ken 17/09/2016

    Hahahahahaha aaaaahahahahahahah hahahahahah kikikikikikikiki aahhhh hahahahahah. . . . . Good luck with that you brainless idiots. It’s no wonder the country is bankrupt with idiotic ideas like this Kikikikikikiki. Kikikikikikiki. Kikikikikikiki ha hahahahahah. Hehehehe hehehehe lol lol lol lol Hehehehehe hahahahahahaha giggle giggle chuckle aaaaah hahahahahahaha. Can’t wait to sell my new books
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