Holly Fray of Pittson, Pennsylvania has been arrested for shoplifting after Walmart staff noticed her stuffing food up her dress and called the cops.
According to Pop Dust, when the cops came and gave her a full body search – several oranges fell to the floor from between her legs.
Fray was taken to the local police station, where Officer Felicia Anne was tasked with performing a more thorough search.
“They told me that they thought she was holding groceries in her vagina, and I literally laughed out loud. They told me about the oranges and not feeling anything during the pat down, so I took her in the back and sure enough, we found nearly $100 (R1,211) worth of groceries inside of her vagina. A dozen eggs, bread, milk, a few more oranges, as well as a full porterhouse and a rack of bacon were in there, plus a lot more. I was shocked,” Ann said.
Some people need trolleys for all of that.